if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me

i hope you find $20 on the ground today

(Source: taeomi, via vanilla-daisies)

phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

(Source: sighvevo, via radicalkicks)

allmymetaphors:

isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves 

(via vanilla-bliss)

revoult:

im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends

that’s what i say every year

(Source: caraknightley, via nuumite)

deepfriedtwinkie:

I want to appear offline in real life

I have never read anything more stunningly accurate.

(Source: my-own-little-dream-world, via t-ayloor)

deepfriedtwinkie:

I want to appear offline in real life

I have never read anything more stunningly accurate.

(Source: tsunderebabe, via silent-dreaamer)

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

(Source: its-just-another-lie, via comforting)

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

(Source: a-cidlife, via silent-dreaamer)